The Eunuch

SPECIFICATIONS

Were you Girl-Bossing your way through a high level STEM career and found yourself accidentally hurdled back through time to the Ottoman Empire after a particle physics experiment exploded in your face? If so, you probably wound up as a Cariye or Ikbal to the Sultan. In such circumstances you probably aren't getting all of the attention you need from the Sultan, what with him having so many women to consort. That's when you decide to seduce, The Eunuch!

The Eunuch comes in three very reasonable yet satisfying sizes to choose from. You won't find any testicles, but a reduced capacity scrotum is present to allow for some light tickling, should you deem it necessary to further please your Eunuch. The texturing and material provide an excellent verisimilitude.

Remember your place and don't demand anything of The Eunuch. He is still your master and wields a great deal of power; sometimes even more power than the Sultan. You must entice him to spend time with you. Anything else will earn you ten lashes after being stripped of your clothing and chained to the pillars.

Material: Silicone

Origin: Mainland China