Cunning Calamari

SPECIFICATIONS

Lurking in the depths of the ocean, the Cunning Calamari faces many challenges to locating and fertilizing a mate. As such, the Cunning Calamari has evolved exaggerated sexual characteristics in order to secure a mating encounter and ensure successful fertilization.

Despite their vast numbers, only 20% are born female. The male, sold here, must compete against the other males and the perils of the deep in order to continue their genetic dynasty. No eyes, enlarged siphon, and overproportioned tentacles, these guys have no fluff and are all business.

Their permanently curved mantle is designed for optimal placement of their sexual organs against the female's receptors. Once in place, the Cunning Calamari generates rapid pulses at both their siphon and tentacles to mesmerize and induce tonic immobility. Once paralyzed by pleasure, the female has no choice but to receive the male's genetic material, delivered via skin contact and a firm, penetrating, thrust of their tentacles into the female's body.

Bring home a male Cunning Calamari and prepare for intense pleasure. Just don't expect the Cunning Calamari to stop until he's done, because you won't be able to move once the fun starts.

Material: Silicone

Origin: Mainland China

Power Supply: Battery Powered