The Swinepup’s Tail

The Swinepup’s Tail

Coffee Green
$16.80
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The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
  • The Swinepup’s Tail
The Swinepup’s Tail

The Swinepup’s Tail

$16.80
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Description:

Deep in the forgotten dells of the Midlands, where the borders between sty and kennel blur, there roams the Swinepup. It's a creature of two minds and one tail, entirely indecisive. Its curly-waggy appendage is the stuff of barnyard legend: when worn, it grants the bearer the ability to negotiate peace between their territory, but only if they submit to the tail’s whims.

The silicone plug features a comfortable bulb, ensuring the tail stays true to its mission whether you’re rooting for pleasure or fetching discipline. The base is shaped to jiggle with even the slightest twitch, reminding you that you are now part of a much older, happier hierarchy.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Suitable for anal or vaginal wear as a G-spot / prostate massager.
  • Colors: Black, Red, Blue (Red shipped at random; the Swinepup’s favorite).
  • Discreet packaging

Warning: The Swinepup is a protected species under the Barnyard Preservation Act. Harvesting tails from living specimens carries a penalty of 127 years of compulsory sheep shearing. If you see someone offering fresh Swinepup tails, report them to the local haystack authority immediately. This replica is 100% factory-made.

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